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Dream Evil
Dream Evil unleash a thunderous, galloping tribute to the golden era of heavy metal, blending theatrical majesty with relentless hooks.
Windwaker
A bloated, repetitive slog through the metalcore wasteland that mistakes sheer volume for actual musical substance.
BRAT
A jagged, identity-seeking descent into the friction between personal ego and public performance.
Pirate Queen
A horse reviews Pirate Queen’s Ghosts, discovers nautical stupid goo, and awards the only score permitted by maritime law: 10/10.
Axty
Axty delivers a polished, if somewhat uninspired, collection of metalcore tropes that prioritises production over personality.
Rising Insane
A visceral, high-octane masterclass in modern metalcore that sheds the polish for pure, unadulterated aggression.
Sarcator
Sarcator delivers a meticulously textured fusion of black and thrash, finding a haunting, mournful grace amidst the sonic violence.
Trollfest
Trollfest ignore the gatekeepers to deliver a high-octane, celebratory blast of folk metal that prioritises party-fuelled joy.
From Ashes to New
A polished but ultimately hollow exercise in nu-metal revivalism that prioritises safety over substance.
Angelus Apatrida
A towering masterclass in modern thrash that balances visceral aggression with a profound, haunting sense of atmosphere.
Ghosts Of Atlantis
A towering achievement in melodic death metal where soaring heights and crushing weight collide in a majestic, cinematic tapestry.
Blind Channel
A gritty, nu-metal infused voyage that trades modern sheen for raw, visceral urgency.